The fire still burns.

publius-esquire: Founding Father Pin-Ups, 2nd Ed.: Tread on...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:40:32 -0700

How about a little XYZ Affair?

President Booty reporting for duty

Virginia is for lovers mmm

Raid my treasury

Ratify /this/

umff

publius-esquire:

Founding Father Pin-Ups, 2nd Ed.: Tread on Me

The best.

There is nothing more panic-incucing for me than having to tell a prospective suitor that I’m...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:39:42 -0700

There is nothing more panic-incucing for me than having to tell a prospective suitor that I’m a vegetarian.

Mantra

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:48:44 -0700

You can’t fix everything. You can’t fix everyone.

And it is not your responsibility to do so.

Hello, life.

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:05:25 -0700

Thank you for getting confusing again. Sheesh.

Dating.

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:05:41 -0700

Is full of too many emotions that my head hurts. I think I’m gonna go adopt 20 cats instead.

nemomynameforevermore: GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS...

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:59:08 -0700

nemomynameforevermore:

GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING

This is the best thing.

Becca and I just had this convo on Sunday. God damn...

Fri, 10 May 2013 09:15:02 -0700

Becca and I just had this convo on Sunday. God damn mindfuckers.

Happy Birthday to me!

Wed, 08 May 2013 11:41:49 -0700

declaringwar: Best

Fri, 03 May 2013 09:32:38 -0700

declaringwar:

Best

When I tell my friends who I have a crush on

Fri, 03 May 2013 00:00:06 -0700

whatshouldwecallme:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I did this at brunch today with Elspeth and Lizzle. LULZ.

I can only think of 2 people right now that this applies to.And...

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:59:38 -0700

I can only think of 2 people right now that this applies to.

And unfortunately, only one of them gets that.

My explanation for all of my drunk decisions:

Wed, 01 May 2013 16:42:49 -0700

whatshouldwecallme:

I have said this IRL countless times. Oops.

When someone insults my favorite fictional character

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 12:52:18 -0700

whatshouldwecallme:

Rules, expectations, boundaries, and standards.

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:04:59 -0700

Everyone deserves to be someone’s first choice. Everyone. I believe that even the shittiest person has to have a match somewhere.

No one should have to suffer being the other person, the wronged person, the replacement person*. If you realize you are in this situation, just back the fuck out. Just take a look at this person and say, “You know what? This situation is going to make me feel like shit, please back the fuck away from me and my emotional well-being.”

For the love of Pete and Pete, love yourself enough to take care of yourself. Cherish the fact that in you lies a unique person with their own ideas, thoughts, hopes, and dreams. And know that you deserve to be cherished.

*Disclaimer: If you’re entering into a consensual, no strings attached physical relationship, go for it. But if you’re not feeling it at any point in time, back the fuck out (see tips above).

My night. Work, shopping, quality time with my baby guitar Nova,...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:35:16 -0700

My night. Work, shopping, quality time with my baby guitar Nova, and now off to the gym. #workit

ladyavenal: rox712: Star Trek Into Darkness Promoshoot (X)...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 21:32:39 -0700

ladyavenal:

rox712:

Star Trek Into Darkness Promoshoot (X) (X)

Jezuz take the cumberfucking wheel……

I’m considering pirating STID just so no one has to put up with my boners during the film. Unf.

"I asked her if she believed in love, and she smiled and said it was her most elaborate method of..."

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 21:05:41 -0700

“I asked her if she believed in love, and she smiled and said it was her most elaborate method of self-harm”

- Benedict Smith (via leteti)

Willpower.

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 20:35:53 -0700

I has it.

It’s a beautiful thing to say.

RUNNING INTO MY EX'S NEW GIRLFRIEND

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 19:52:25 -0700

howdoiputthisgently:

RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK UP:

NOW:

amymebberson: Princess Barbara So cool.

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 19:48:51 -0700

amymebberson:

Princess Barbara

So cool.